Friday, September 16, 2011

This is why I live in North Dakota..

God Creates North Dakota:
On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel
> Gabriel and said: 'Today, I am
> going to create a land called North Dakota .
>
> It will be a land of outstanding
> natural beauty; a land of beautiful rivers and streams,
> each one full of fish.
>
> It shall have tall majestic cottonwood trees, peacefully
> flowing rivers, landscapes full> of Buffalo , tall grass, and eagles, beautiful
> blue skies, forests full of wildlife, rich farmland, and
> wonderful people.
>
> God continued, 'I shall make the land rich in
> resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper
> and they shall be known as a most friendly
> people, people who practice being nice every day.'
>
> But Lord,' asked Gabriel, 'don't you think
> you are being too generous to these North Dakota
> people?'
>
> 'Not really,' replied God 'just wait and see
> the winters I am going to give them.'
 

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